Lynn Hoffman

You can imagine my shock when I learned that my habit of buying used books from time to time could be a hazard to my health. Recent investigations by the Oswego County Union of Licensed Asthma Therapists have uncovered a scary connection between used books and asthma, emphysema, impotence and diminished sang-froid. You can read the whole story as summarized by novelist Art Tirrellat:  http://www.arttirrell.com/